The land of the heated toilet seats.

Out of all places i end up in the 'land of the heated toilet seats.' Am i one to complain, certainly not...in fact i am quite content with using modern technology to aid my lazzy nature. Check out the options you have whilst chucking a dump.. Stop, shower, bidet, automatic flush, play musical flush sound, massage, dry, seat temperature adjustment and automatic lid closure. My conclusion, the Japanese are insane.

"In Japan, these bidets are commonly called Washlets (ウォシュレット, Woshuretto), a brand name of Toto Ltd., and include many advanced features rarely seen outside of Asia. Depending on the exact model, these bidets are designed to open the lid when they sense a user nearby, wash the anus or vulva of the user (including a number of pulsating and massaging functions), dry afterwards with warm air, flush automatically and close the lid after use."

Hello Tokyo.

Tokyo Tower.

Simplicity.





This police man looks cheesed off, didn't approve of me taking his snap.
Merry Christmas.No photographs in the temple, ever heard of no sound and turning the flash off?
Temple..
Buying the insense.

Komban wa

Good evening from the oh so cold Tokyo, currently on average -8 Degrees C. Just taking a stroll through Harajuku district this morning when i come across a sign on the side of some alley way. The advertisment reading 'Morning set'. I come to a holt think to myself and had second thoughts about continuing my stroll, instead i convince myself to stop for a nice breakfast to cure my hangover as a result from last night.

As i observe this sign with greater detail i come to realise it leans more along the lines of an 'evening set'. Who serves a nice simple breakfast consisting of toast, eggs and coffee with a beer on the side..Tokyo does! All for 420 Yen, who could refuse that right? Point of my babble, avoid Tokyo alley ways.


Saying is third time lucky, for me it was the second. They serve beer with a value meal in their equivalent to our mcdonalds for around $3..
In the street where my Dad lives there is 2 bottle shops and numerous vending machines selling alcohol. This shit is dirt cheap. I purchased this drink here for 180Yen, Around $2. The bold header on the can reading 'STRONG' was probably the main reason behind my purchase.
Welcome to Tokyo metro..didn't make such a good impression on the Japanese transit guards after severely raming my Suica (multi-rider) card into the wrong section in the gates as i was tagging off to leave the station. Just those evil glaring eyes really, watching them shouting some japanese word continually and them resulting in pulling the machine apart by hand.

It doesn't matter if your black or white.

I came across this statement made in some dipshits blog.

"BLACKS CAN'T CHOOSE NOT TO BE BLACK."

The Gloved One Wacko Jacko King Of Pop just put you moron on your ass..

Sippin' on some sizzerp.

Cough suppressant? more like cough creator. Only when drunk in excessive amounts. Something that is not advised, but really good.

The kiss of death.

My little mate 'Cobra the snake.'
Cobra enojys walks on the beach, watching films, and sundays in bed. His quite the social butterfly.