The land of the heated toilet seats.

Out of all places i end up in the 'land of the heated toilet seats.' Am i one to complain, certainly not...in fact i am quite content with using modern technology to aid my lazzy nature. Check out the options you have whilst chucking a dump.. Stop, shower, bidet, automatic flush, play musical flush sound, massage, dry, seat temperature adjustment and automatic lid closure. My conclusion, the Japanese are insane.

"In Japan, these bidets are commonly called Washlets (ウォシュレット, Woshuretto), a brand name of Toto Ltd., and include many advanced features rarely seen outside of Asia. Depending on the exact model, these bidets are designed to open the lid when they sense a user nearby, wash the anus or vulva of the user (including a number of pulsating and massaging functions), dry afterwards with warm air, flush automatically and close the lid after use."